Chistes cortos – 1000 chistes cortos

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$file = «https://xuf.es//chistes.txt»;
$quote = file($file);
echo $quote[array_rand($quote)];
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[insert_php]
$file = «https://xuf.es//chistes.txt»;
$quote = file($file);
echo $quote[array_rand($quote)];
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[insert_php]
$file = «https://xuf.es//chistes.txt»;
$quote = file($file);
echo $quote[array_rand($quote)];
[/insert_php]

[insert_php]
$file = «https://xuf.es//chistes.txt»;
$quote = file($file);
echo $quote[array_rand($quote)];
[/insert_php]

[insert_php]
$file = «https://xuf.es//chistes.txt»;
$quote = file($file);
echo $quote[array_rand($quote)];
[/insert_php]

[insert_php]
$file = «https://xuf.es//chistes.txt»;
$quote = file($file);
echo $quote[array_rand($quote)];
[/insert_php]

[insert_php]
$file = «https://xuf.es//chistes.txt»;
$quote = file($file);
echo $quote[array_rand($quote)];
[/insert_php]

[insert_php]
$file = «https://xuf.es//chistes.txt»;
$quote = file($file);
echo $quote[array_rand($quote)];
[/insert_php]

[insert_php]
$file = «https://xuf.es//chistes.txt»;
$quote = file($file);
echo $quote[array_rand($quote)];
[/insert_php]

[insert_php]
$file = «https://xuf.es//chistes.txt»;
$quote = file($file);
echo $quote[array_rand($quote)];
[/insert_php]

[insert_php]
$file = «https://xuf.es//chistes.txt»;
$quote = file($file);
echo $quote[array_rand($quote)];
[/insert_php]